Best Blonde Joke EVER

Yesterday I get an email from my mom titled, 'Best Blonde Joke Ever'. Didn't think much of it. Figured it was going to be pretty lame. While waiting for a drink at bar, Well, doesn't really matter where I read the joke... It's funny, but it's even funnier because I believe my mom thinks this will eventually get played out in real life. You see, my grandpa owns a family ranch in the hill country. Since I'm the oldest, I'm going to get it. This is completely unofficial. I'm just going off how things were passed down in the olden days.   

 Also, just to set up this joke, here is a picture of my sister & me. 

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble..

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'  

Shtuff Job Seekers Say

As you may know, these 'Sh*t (insert noun here) Says' videos are trending now. Mashable even compiled a list of the Top 15 'Sh*t People Say' Videos.

I mentioned to my interns, Sarah & Leslie, it'd be cool if Texas State Career Services did one of these videos. They were able to pop out this video out in a day in a half. I think it's great. Special should out to Chelsia!! She definitely needs script credit. The script for this video was pretty much produced in our Gchat conversation.

Anywho, ENJOY!